Or at least I don't know how to. You see, though I spent approximately 80 hours a day in front of the computer, I have very little idea how to manipulate the machine. I have a mac. It owns me. This will be a learning process for both of us. Anywho, welcome to my humble blog. Poke around a bit; I cleaned just for you.
This will be a blog to make me feel slightly better about the fact that all I do is read other people's blogs and criticize them (both the people and the blogs of course). I will probably blog about blogs a lot. How meta. This will also be my blog about puppies, and by puppies I mean everything but (we've already covered the fact that I don't have a puppy, don't rub it in). I currently have two residences (Brooklyn and Manhattan), which says a lot about me (read: huge loser, or, unable to figure out a lease). I do things like work, go to shows, buy unneccesary items, drink too much. These are completely needless facts. The only thing you will need to know is that when I swear at you, or anyone else, I mean it in the most loving way possible (with a few exceptions).
Enjoy, bitches.
